With HER,Without HER

Once upon a time, there was a plan to go on an All-India Tour as an IV. Fights, misunderstandings and stubborn professors later that plan was dropped. After college,an unofficial trip was organized that concluded last week.
Now write down 10 differences between going with a professor on an official IV and going for a tour without any staff

With HER	Without HER
1.   Gross overexpenditure on staff and family tantrums	Excess money to spend on chocolate truffle cakes.
2.   10 mt distance between genders of the opposite sex	Orey the gujaals in the couples
3.   DO NOT dip your feet in the lake	Exploration of deep waters and some swimming races by the experienced swimmers
4. If TASMAC is in sight, all restaurants in the nearby vicinty will be avoided. And if need be we shall go hungry than eat in such a filthy place.	Everything North/South/East/West is a National Wines Shop including the neighboring room-mates.
5.   Love will diminish	Love blossoms
6.   Declaration of love will not happen even in the dreams.	Declaration of love followed by a treat by the concerned Romeo-Juliet will happen
7.   “Girls Wear one burqa and go to your room” - Staff	Boys wear indecent shorts and leave room open for unsuspecting girls to enter and run out off screaming
8.   Eat.Sleep.Brush.Get ready.	Walk up to the movie theatre at midnight and beg the drunk watchman to open the gates
9.   Snoring sounds from yeverybody in the bus	Childhood romance stories and epic failures about girl spanking boy.
10.                No comparision	Staying up the whole night on the terrace of blood-stained hotel narrating goose-bump causing situations. And nodding head when receptionist says he is not responsible if anyone jumps off the building.

  

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