%&%*&^*(*^*^*&^&*%*
That’s me cursing under my breath, out loud and in my head
every single day.
Yes, every bloody single day.
I’ll tell you my problem. But before my actual problem; I have
to tell you my pre-problem.
Why this big melodrama
on hearing the big F-word. It’s just a combination of 4 letters where the worst
possible meaning is something very biological and in-depth to the evolution of
the human race (Actually every race)
This word is blessed I tell you. Believe me, can you find
any other word that can describe pain ,happiness ,sorrow and ecstasy
all-in-one. Can you?No ,no? Then what.
It can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, a compound or as any part of the sentence. Basically, even if your grammar is downright pathetic, you will never go wrong using it.
It can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, a compound or as any part of the sentence. Basically, even if your grammar is downright pathetic, you will never go wrong using it.
Why are you getting all offended and going
all dramatic when you hear this word. As if it has robbed you of all your
purity and you need to close your ears and go “Please don’t use that word in
front of me. I can't stand it”. Seriously girls, if you think this makes guys
fall for you, then you are all so out of your minds (Guys, please tell me I’m
right)
See Indian drama is known all over the world for its little
over-the-top-ness. But this is really too much.
The first time I used that word, my teacher and my mother gave me a lengthy, painful sit-down. First my teacher was shell-shocked because the topper in the class was teaching her classmates words beyond their age. That time also I was thinking that what is there. It’s just a word. Then my mother embarrassed me full-on and asked me if I knew what its meaning was. She actually told me that there is no way I knew what it meant. Embarrassment iced with more embarrassment. All my fate only.
Okay don’t laugh. I was in 5th standard only. And
we all looked too innocent and cute to utter such immoral words.
Just because Shah Rukh had to censor his film and say “What
the Fish”(Seriously?! Fish?) doesn’t mean you also can go to that level. What
is this fish? Fishes are so harmless and pretty. Atleast say What the Fox or
What the Fly. One is dangerous and the other sits on me even after I take bath.
This word has evolved so much; we have derived new words from it too.
One derivative is called Dafaq. You would have seen it in all those 9gag
memes that are all over facebook. Maybe you didn’t know that it was a close
relative to the word you abhor.
In tamil standards, Dafaq would be equivalent to the infamous EKSI. Get the feeling?
In tamil standards, Dafaq would be equivalent to the infamous EKSI. Get the feeling?
You don’t have to draw a halo around your head and act like
one angel. We know everyone has problems. Everyone curses everyone and everything
around them.
And if you still putting on the holy act , then I have a way
out for you. You don’t have to utter a syllable. It’s more effective and you
can also burn more calories. Just use your finger.
Fuck,i forgot my actual problem.
