Monday, 12 December 2011

M.E


I'm not going to talk about me, so you don’t have to run away.  Mayakkam Enna . I waited for three weeks,got rave reviews from friends and then decided to give it a shot.
     There are 3 main shots in the movie
  1.  Photographs
  2. Scotch/Wine/Brandy whatever
  3. Hero's cry me a bucket 
INTRO:
Starting is nice only. Gang of friends staying together in Sundar ( one of the friends’) house..  Hero’s parents die so friends take care of him and his sister. Super-strong friendship and all that. Hero wants to make it big as a wildlife photographer and come on National Geographic’s cover page. Till that happens ,he makes friends and sister pose with sunlight rays effect for  Effect . Now they paid Richa and Dhanush equally im guessing. So before long, Sundar decides to “date”  Yamini(Richa something ) and introduces her to his bestest buds. The fact that he had liked a girl and asked her out without telling irks them. So many green-green words emerge from karthik’s mouth. She gives him one tight slap. That time itself full story falls into place.
VILLAIN
Madesh Krishna as villain enters the scene.Hes this big famous wildlife photographer who Karthik begs to be made as assistant. No matter how much he humiliates him, karthik decides he is his God. Madesh makes him take beautiful bird pics which he takes credit for. Parallely, Yamini grows more fond of Karthik. She dates Sundar but wants to be Karthik’s girlfriend. Sundar is the typical kudigaraan. He loves his girlfriend and his best-friend but in the end they stab in the back and hook up.
HERO:
He dances well,has sung 2 brilliant songs. Sema acting also. First Madesh yells at him, so he starts crying. Then he kisses Yamini in the heat of the moment. Again he starts crying. He’s confused about Yamini , he starts drinking and crying. He runs away ,clicks photos ,comes back and starts crying. When his picture wins national award for Madesh,he starts crying and breaks his head.
Now he goes slighta mad, starts drinking,crying,screaming ,hitting his wife and gets her aborted accidently.  Now Selvaraghavan (directorji) realises that audience wont sit for more than two and a half hours. So he decides enough crying and makes hero drink his one last beer.
HEROINE:
Yamini looks great. She knows tamil but talks the peter English . She loves slapping people she loves.  Everyone in the gang has the hots for her (guys I mean).But she says no to potential  new husband saying “ Don’t aasai pattu for other people’s wives”.Virtual slap on the face.
Twist le she turns out hero in the end. She sends hero's elephant pictures to every magazine in the city.Kumudam prints one and Karthik boy starts working again in the jungles of Africa. By the fate of the Lord one original old picture gets nominated for  Photography’s best award which he obviously has to win.
Tada.

First don’t leave your useless husband. He might just hit his head again and show your picture on international television. Second, go marry your friend’s girl-friend. Its half your work done. And last, grow a ponytail. Best thing about the movie.